ok here are some jokes:
1) There was a Mother with 3 daughters!
One came up to her and said "Mum, why am i called Rose?"
The Mum said "Now Rose, when you were an itsy bitsy baby, a rose petal fell on your head"!
The second daughter comes up and says "Mum, why am I called Voilet?"
The Mum said "Well Voilet, when you were an itsy bitsy baby, a voilet petal fell on you head"
The third daughter came up and said "fheuiorqy4oi'rhef;bqdg;ifd'o hf;ehf herg r rtjqk;rht fgj; rg greqj;g?"
The Mum said, "Shutup Fridge".
hahaahahahah I love that one :D
ok here's another one
Q. What do you call a deer without eyes?
A. a no eyed deer (say that to your self... it should sound like "i've no idea")
Q. what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs
A. a still no eyed deer ( "i've still no idea)
haahha my bro just said that one :D
see ya <3
1) There was a Mother with 3 daughters!
One came up to her and said "Mum, why am i called Rose?"
The Mum said "Now Rose, when you were an itsy bitsy baby, a rose petal fell on your head"!
The second daughter comes up and says "Mum, why am I called Voilet?"
The Mum said "Well Voilet, when you were an itsy bitsy baby, a voilet petal fell on you head"
The third daughter came up and said "fheuiorqy4oi'rhef;bqdg;ifd'o hf;ehf herg r rtjqk;rht fgj; rg greqj;g?"
The Mum said, "Shutup Fridge".
hahaahahahah I love that one :D
ok here's another one
Q. What do you call a deer without eyes?
A. a no eyed deer (say that to your self... it should sound like "i've no idea")
Q. what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs
A. a still no eyed deer ( "i've still no idea)
haahha my bro just said that one :D
see ya <3
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